Mean Betty on Lindsay Lohan, Her Fabulous Mom and Her Porn Star Plans!
Lindsay is either headed to jail or to star in a movie about Linda Lovelace. Just your typical LiLo update.
Just in time for Mother’s Day, Mean Betty is happy to bring you a heartwarming story of maternal guidance and care! Yes, kittens, of course we’re talking about that paragon of parental virtue … Dina Lohan! This devoted mom apparently flew all the way to Hollywood to be with her baby Lindsay Lohan and ensure she made it to her deposition yesterday. LiLo managed to miss the last two dates and as it goes in baseball so it goes in the courtroom – three strikes and you lose the case automatically. So Dina did what any good mom would do – she partied with Lindsay at Chateau Marmont until 2 a.m. the morning of the court date!
Dina is certainly in the running for Mean Betty’s Mother of the Year award, wouldn’t you agree, darlings?
Somehow the dynamic duo managed to drag themselves a mere 22 minutes late into what turned out to be a seven-hour ordeal, which Mean Betty is sure was only made more delightful by their matching mother-daughter hangovers. Of course, for those of you following along at home, the topic of the day was the alleged “carjacking” of 2007 when two young men claim to have been kidnapped by Lindsay. This being the height of all the Britney / Paris/ Lindsay underwear-less madness, who knows what really happened. But those two guys know a cash cow when they see one, no?