Mean Betty on Lindsay Lohan, Jon Gosselin and Britney Spears
A look at a few of the week’s celeb gossip highlights, Mean Betty style.
It’s been a while since Mean Betty did a Week in Review, so Mean Betty thought as a special, special treat, she would release the following pearls of wisdom:
LiLo Goes East
First up … Mean Betty’s VERY FAVORITE Headline of the Week:
Isn’t that just too perfect? Mean Betty didn’t even want to read the article, content as she was to imagine LiLo providing bottle service to tables of delighted businessmen. But alas, it’s not quite as déclassé as all that – turns out LiLo is stepping in for Pussy Cat Doll Nicole Scherzinger who, for whatever surely fascinating reason, can no longer perform her “hosting” duties at a three-day music festival in Singapore. Guess that puts Lindsay squarely on the … D List, hmmm pets?
Performers include Beyonce, No Doubt and, mysteriously, ZZ Top. LiLo, denizen of the music industry that she is, will be on hand to presumably introduce the acts (and perhaps mix drinks?).
The last night of concerts coincides with the Singapore Grand Prix –a real stroke of luck for Lindsay who says she’s a Formula One fan.
“I like to drive. I like cars. I like fast cars. I studied NASCAR for almost a year for Herbie. It was very hot inside those cars.”
Linday Lohan: Method Actress! Wonder what role she’s prepping for now?
“Who Me, a Dirt Bag?”
Regard, ladies and gentlemen, this sterling father of eight:
Mean Betty does have to hand it to Jon Gosselin – he certainly must not care what people think about him. Marches to the beat of his own drum and all that.
Or … perhaps he subscribes to the Lindsay Lohan school of role preparation and is actually gearing up for a stunning turn in White Trash Divorced Dads on Wheels?