Mean Betty on Martha Stewart vs. Jessica Simpson
Martha Stewart has some sharp words for poor, doggyless Jessica Simpson. Mean Betty asks: A bit hypocritical?
News flash, pets: Martha Stewart is, dare we point out, behaving just a wee bit like a bitch once again. The domestic maven is now snarling at sweet but dim Jessica Simpson. And the contretemps, this time, is over a dog!
It seems Jessica’s beloved maltipoo Daisy, a gift from ex Nick Lachey, was snatched by a coyote in L.A. this week right before her eyes. Oh, the horror! It seems to have been an even greater shock than being dumped by Tony Romo.
Trying to keep a stiff upper lip (which shouldn’t be too hard considering its current state of plumpness), Jessica has offered a reward for anyone who can reunite her with her caramel-colored 5-year-old pooch. She even has the dog finding service FindToto.com calling a thousand of her neighbors.