Mean Betty on Martha Stewart vs. Jessica Simpson

Martha Stewart has some sharp words for poor, doggyless Jessica Simpson. Mean Betty asks: A bit hypocritical?
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Mean Betty on Martha Stewart vs. Jessica Simpson

Martha Stewart has some sharp words for poor, doggyless Jessica Simpson. Mean Betty asks: A bit hypocritical?

-Mean Betty

Jessica Simpson & Martha Stewart

News flash, pets: Martha Stewart is, dare we point out, behaving just a wee bit like a bitch once again. The domestic maven is now snarling at sweet but dim Jessica Simpson. And the contretemps, this time, is over a dog!

It seems Jessica’s beloved maltipoo Daisy, a gift from ex Nick Lachey, was snatched by a coyote in L.A. this week right before her eyes. Oh, the horror! It seems to have been an even greater shock than being dumped by Tony Romo.

Trying to keep a stiff upper lip (which shouldn’t be too hard considering its current state of plumpness), Jessica has offered a reward for anyone who can reunite her with her caramel-colored 5-year-old pooch. She even has the dog finding service FindToto.com calling a thousand of her neighbors.


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  1. i feel jessica’s pain but mean betty is right, jessica is not the brightest bulb. why would you have a service ask 1000 neighbors if they know anything. if you know the pooch was taken by coyotes then unless your neighbors are coyotes or own coyotes as pets…

    what a person with a brain would do if you feel the need and have the endless money she has is hire a tracker or hunter and have them scour the surrounding area for coyotes and see if they can find the pooch.

  2. I’m sad that a coyote got Jessica’s dog, but I thought that everyone in Southern California knows about the problem of coyotes preying on pets. Maybe this will make some people take better care of their cats and dogs.

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