Mean Betty on Michelle McGee’s “Apology” to Sandra Bullock
“Bombshell” is sorry? Puh-lease.
Oh, how sweet, kittens! Michelle “Bombshell” McGee has “apologized” to Sandra Bullock – isn’t that just heartwarming?
“I’d like to say, ‘Sandra, you know, I’m sorry. I’m sorry for your embarrassment, I’m sorry all this is public,’” Michelle told Australia’s Today Tonight.
Yes, isn’t is a shame it all went “public”? Funny how that happens when you sell your tawdry little tale to The National Enquirer, isn’t it?
“I feel bad for Sandra, you know, I know what she’s going through. She must be hurt, devastated, upset, embarrassed,” says Bombshell.
You know what, dearest? Sandra must surely be “upset” – but you, darling, are the one who ought to be embarrassed. But, oh well, Mean Betty is pretty certain “shame” is not a word in your vocab – and hey! – such a great coincidence that this just magically happened in time for your “website” to launch!
Now, don’t get Mean Betty wrong. The person who will never be able to apologize enough (in Mean Betty’s humble opinion) is Jesse James himself. Let’s not get distracted from the real jerk here. But, that being said … really?!
And of course sweet Michelle is trying to paint herself as the victim – the poor dear says she believed Jesse when he told her he and Sandra were separated.
Apparently she has never heard of Google.
But the final straw for this mistress scorned was apparently watching Sandra’s Oscar acceptance speech, with Jesse getting all teary in the audience …
“It was very bizarre seeing them on TV and his eyes were teary and he had this emotional state and … it just seemed so fake to me, so not real,” she said. “He was just talking to me a couple weeks before, talking about how he missed me, how he’s thinking about me and then he’s on TV professing his undying love, you know, looking like he’s crying and emotional for this woman. I was like, is this real? Is this just act? What is this?”
… and then getting a text from him a week after the Oscars.
So of course, Michelle’s ONLY course of action was to … call the tabloids! OBVIOUSLY!
But the poor thing has been perplexed by the public’s reaction …
“I’ve been getting very harsh reactions, name-calling – ‘I’m a homewrecker, a slut, a wh***,’ and I’m very surprised by that, that more people aren’t taking my side. I don’t want any pity … but Jesse is the bad guy here … I got duped as much as Sandra did,” she cries.
But never fear! Bombshell’s on a mission to clean up her reputation …
“My reputation’s been tarnished, especially with the Nazi and the white supremacist stuff,” she said. “It’s very, very hurtful to hear those things over a silly photoshoot.”
Sheesh! Can’t a girl catch a BREAK or what? One little Nazi photoshoot and everyone’s all judgey!
Truly, kittens – Mean Betty has said it before and she’ll say it again – it almost seems wrong to mock people who are obviously mentally handicapped, non?
Oh well! “Apology” aside, surely her 15 minutes are just about up … right?