Mean Betty on Michelle Obama's Secret Identity

The belts, the bracelets, the ability to fly through the air ... can only mean one thing! Mean Betty has uncovered Michelle Obama's secret.

Mean Betty on Michelle Obama’s Secret Identity

The belts, the bracelets, the ability to fly through the air … can only mean one thing! Mean Betty has uncovered Michelle Obama’s secret.

-Mean Betty

Michelle Obama

Dear Pets,

If you don’t hear from Mean Betty tomorrow it’s because the Secret Service has whisked Mean Betty away to locations unknown to be tried and tortured (hopefully not by watching Carnie Wilson’s new reality show!) for revealing what you are about to read. But Mean Betty cannot in good conscience keep this information to herself any longer.

Michelle Obama, our first lady and International Fashion Icon, is none other …

than …

WONDER WOMAN!

See the photographic evidence for yourself!

Her magical bracelets:

Michelle Obama's bracelets

Her magical lasso:

Michelle Obama's hoola hoop

Her amazing ability to fly through the air:

Michelle Obama flies

Tell Mean Betty, darlings, can there be any other explanation? And … doesn’t it make perfect sense … this accounts for the constant appearance of that wide black belt! It must be some new and modern Wonder Woman crime-fighting accessory!

Michelle Obama belt

Adieu dear ones. Mean Betty will, hopefully, be back tomorrow.

xo,

Mean Betty

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