Mean Betty on Miley Cyrus and Other Celebrity Family News
Noah Cyrus’ booty-slapping dance, Jon Gosselin’s gun, and more – Mean Betty style.
Darling pets! Mean Betty was away from the computer for most of yesterday. Imagine Mean Betty’s surprise when Moi returned to the tireless (and dare Mean Betty say … heroic?) job of catching up with our dearest celebrities – only to find that they appear to be in some sort of Olympic competition to out-do each other in the arena of Family Dysfunction! Mean Betty supposes it has to do with the approaching holidays. This time of year really does have a tendency to bring out the best in people, hmmm kittens?
Since Mean Betty is, bien sur, always here to serve, selflessly and tirelessly, here’s a handy recap of what our nearest and dearest have been up to. (Please note, mes cheries, Mean Betty has no comment on the Courtney Love situation. Other than she knows one mother who is going to get a rather large lump of coal in her stocking this year.)
Miley Cyrus, Big Sister / Role Model of the Year
Why does everyone think Miley Cyrus is such a bad influence? Why, just look how sweet she is to take her little sister under her wing and show her the ropes! Little Noah Cyrus, age 9, will be ready for her very own pole and Lucite platform shoes any day now!
Watch and listen to little Noah, dressed in an adorable skintight frock, shimmy, slap her bum, and sing: “Smack that, all on the floor/Smack that, give me some more/Smack that, till you get sore/Smack that, oh ooh.” And then regard how cheerfully Miley encourages her – no hogging the spotlight here! Truly the spirit of Christmas giving!
Isn’t that just the sweetest thing?
Jon Gosselin Makes Mean Betty Nervous
RadarOnline.com reports that Jon Gosselin has been spotted on the grounds of his PA home engaging in a little target practice. Yes, pets, with a real gun. Isn’t that an unsettling thought?
Mean Betty has two words for Kate Gosselin, who is reportedly “thrilled” with their arbitrator’s division of the Gosselin assets: