Mean Betty on Natalie Portman’s Missing Pants
Has our dear Natalie Portman succumbed to the pantless virus sweeping young Hollywood? Mean Betty reports.
Dreadful news, pets! Dear, sweet, vegan, intelligenter-than-thou Natalie Portman has been bit by the terrible bug ravaging its way through young Hollywood of late … the dreaded no-pants curse.
Just look at her up there on the February cover of Elle UK, darlings. Not a pair of jeans or tuxedo pants in sight – not even a measly pair of patterned tights!
This mysterious ailment, in which starlets appear only partially dressed, of course first showed itself with poor Lady GaGa. But unwisely we all dismissed it as the ragings of a mad pop woman.
Fools are we!
It quickly infected beloved young ladies like Rihanna, Vanessa Hudgens, and even shy and demure and Blake Lively.