Mean Betty on Orange Celebrities
What was with the fake-tanorexia at the Golden Globes?
Darlings, Mean Betty almost put a call into the cable guy last night because it seemed the color was off on my TV – everything was a startling orange color heretofore known only to Lindsay Lohan – but much to Mean Betty’s shock and dismay it wasn’t the color on the boob-tube but rather the boobs on the tube!
Did someone hand out free self-tanner along with the umbrellas last night before the red carpet?
Was Gerard Butler hoping we’d forget about his Pillsbury Dough Boy abs if he turned his face a frightening shade of clay?
Oh dear. Nicole Kidman seems to have forgotten to slather her bronzer on both sides of her face.