Mean Betty on Orange Celebrities

What was with the fake-tanorexia at the Golden Globes?
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Mean Betty on Orange Celebrities

What was with the fake-tanorexia at the Golden Globes?

-Mean Betty

Penelope Cruz

Darlings, Mean Betty almost put a call into the cable guy last night because it seemed the color was off on my TV – everything was a startling orange color heretofore known only to Lindsay Lohan – but much to Mean Betty’s shock and dismay it wasn’t the color on the boob-tube but rather the boobs on the tube!

Read Best-Dressed at the Golden Globes

Did someone hand out free self-tanner along with the umbrellas last night before the red carpet?

Gerard Butler

Was Gerard Butler hoping we’d forget about his Pillsbury Dough Boy abs if he turned his face a frightening shade of clay?

Read An Ode to Gerard Butler’s Lost Abs

Nicole Kidman

Oh dear. Nicole Kidman seems to have forgotten to slather her bronzer on both sides of her face.


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