Mean Betty on Rachel Uchitel and Michael Lohan
Two people we’re sick of hearing about.
Brace yourselves, darlings … Mean Betty has some shocking news. Are you ready?
Rachel Uchitel is going to pose for Playboy.
What’s that, kittens? You’re not shocked in the slightest? In fact, you wish Rachel Uchitel and her husband-hunting ways would just disappear?
Mean Betty feels your pain.
Alas, pets, it seems as if Rachel, despite having been edged out in recent news by Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, is here to stay – for the time being at least. TMZ.com is reporting that Tiger Woods’ Mistress Ground Zero has agreed to reveal all for the illustrious men’s mag. Actually – strike that – she won’t reveal all – “just the backside … and the topside.”
Sigh. Mean Betty would really like to know – is there a side of Rachel we haven’t seen yet that we WANT to see?