Mean Betty on Sarah Jessica Parker, Swag Hag
The starlet of SATC2 is not all that she seems!
Mean Betty knows it’s dangerous to take aim at the darling of Sex and the City, what with all the building froth of fan mania leading up to the premier of SATC2 (bless their little hearts!). However, Mean Betty could not help but giggle when Mean Betty read the following headline in the UK’s Daily Mail:
Why dearheart, that’s because you ARE!
It’s truly a marvel that she has any energy at all – imagine how difficult it must be to not only maintain those sinewy little arms and legs (just ask Madonna), but run after twins all day at her age! It’s hard enough to run in spike heels, let alone when one’s in danger of slipping on sippy cups and breaking a hip.
Asked by Heat magazine what her beauty secret is, SJP said (oh-so-demurely, Mean Betty imagines): “I don’t have one. I feel old and tired! I have children I run round after, I try to walk as much as possible, and other than that I buy every cream possible.”
Can Mean Betty get a “YEAH RIGHT”? Sure, Sarah. It’s all just “walking” and “creams.” Surely no crazy exercise regimes, diets, or plastic surgery have ever entered into the equation!