Mean Betty on Sarah Palin and More
Truly amazing reports from the world of celebrity – from Sarah Palin to Jennifer Aniston.
Darlings! What an astonishing week in celebrity news – Mean Betty almost can’t believe everything that’s been going on. (Oh – except the part about Jesse James going to “rehab” for “sex addiction” – that happened right on schedule, didn’t it, kittens?)
Mean Betty’s Wrap-Up of the Week’s Biggest Celeb News:
Sarah Palin Joins Greenpeace!
Yes, darlings, it seems that in the wake of President Obama’s decision to permit offshore oil drilling, Sarah Palin has decided to join forces with the environmentalists! When Mean Betty heard this, Mean Betty looked out the window to see if pigs were flying.
Sarah’s not the only political figure to shock this week …
Michelle Obama Takes Daughters to Chuck E. Cheese!
In what is perhaps the biggest botched undercover operation by the Secret Service in recent history, Michelle Obama was caught on camera taking Sasha and Malia to eat greasy pizza and drink regular Coke. A patron inside the establishment, who was hustled out along with the rest of the crowd as security cleared the dining area, swears she overheard Michelle laugh, “Frig that organic lettuce! Dig in, girls!” — but her story has not been officially confirmed by the White House.