Mean Betty on Tori, Dean and Celebrity Vow-Renewing
This new trend makes Mean Betty very grouchy.
Oh how cute. Yet another celebrity couple has renewed their vows. Mean Betty’s cup-o-sweetness just runneth over. Tori and Dean, married for a whopping FOUR WHOLE YEARS, “renewed’ their vows over the weekend. They’re just the latest celeb couple to jump on the Hollywood bandwagon of playing pretty princess bride / center of attention all over again.
According to People.com, “The bride wore a white, strapless gown with an open back and kissed her husband passionately after the short ceremony.”
Um … the “bride”? Mean Betty is pretty sure the word they’re looking for is “wife”. Of four years.
(And not incidentally, weren’t Tori’s guests too distracted by her skeleton-like back to be paying attention to any smooching? Mean Betty wants to know!)
Oh and how heartwarming! The blushing “bride” found the time to update her Twitter account: “Beautiful Day To Remarry ;)” quoth she. Because if something isn’t Tweeted about, it didn’t really happen! Wink!
The “groom” for his part, coughed up “a custom designed Darkened Diamond Eternity Band by Neil Lane.”
Wonder how much Neil Lane paid for that product placement?