Mean Betty on Who Wants to be a White House Party Crasher?
Will the Salahis become “reality stars”? Mean Betty reports.
Darling kittens, Mean Betty had a delightful Thanksgiving holiday – did you? Mean Betty hopes so! And Mean Betty hopes you weren’t too, too glued to your TV or computer or – how quaint of you – actual newspapers, lapping up the torrid tale of the White House Party Crashers. Poor Sarah Palin – between the Salahis and Tiger Woods it seems everyone quite forgot about her book. Not to mention – the crashers have completely stolen the spotlight away from Michelle Obama’s dress! What is the world coming to? (It was gold, by the way.)
Of course, by now you must know the story – a fame-seeking married couple “crashed” President Obama’s state dinner honoring the Indian Prime Minister on Tuesday evening. Somehow the glossy pair of would-be-reality-stars made it past Secret Service right into a photo op with the President and Vice President of the United States.
Which photos – of course! – Michaele Salahi (naturally) immediately posted to her Facebook page, gushing: “Honored to be at the White House for the state dinner in honor of India with President Obama and our First Lady!”
And this beneath a picture of Michaele with Joe Biden: “OMG! SO EXCITING!!!!!! IRISH EYES ARE SMILING TOGETHER!”
OMG! Totally exciting! Except – oopsies! You weren’t actually invited and now “Irish Eyes,” the Prez and the Missus like totally hate you! You were, like, totally executing a major security breach and causing major embarrassment to White House security! (Mean Betty would hate to make enemies with the Secret Service! Just saying.)
Speaking of White House security: “Obviously, somebody dropped the ball,” insightfully says Representative Peter T. King, the ranking Republican on the House Homeland Security Committee.
“Dropped the ball?” Mean Betty should say so. Now the secret is out: to infiltrate the highest security ranking events in the nation – just dress like a socialite!