Mean Betty on the Palin Johnston Thanksgiving
Sarah Palin says Levi Johnston is welcome at their family holiday. Mean Betty imagines the delightful scene.
My, my, what a busy day in the Sarah Palin – Levi Johnston world yesterday! Levi was busy picking up an award as porn website Fleshbot’s “Crossover Star” for revealing his, how do you say, Johnston to Playgirl. At the very same time, Oprah released a teaser for her upcoming Sarah Palin interview extravaganza, in which Mrs. Palin announces that Levi is indeed welcome to Thanksgiving at the Palin home. And no she didn’t mean as the turkey shoot!
What a vision! Mean Betty just can’t help but imagining this future episode in the great soap opera we Bettys like to call As Wasilla Turns. Oh dears – can’t you just see it now?
Thanksgiving at The Palins, Starring Levi Johnston and His Fleshbot Award!
Levi (looking rather orange from his Playgirl shoot spray tan) arrives at the Palin’s front door to be greeted by Sarah in lipstick and camouflage, with perfectly coiffed hair, sparkling red toenails, and holding a … shotgun.
Luckily, she has just downed a wild turkey for dinner so Levi can breathe a huge sigh of relief. For now …
The former First Dude, meanwhile, is in a recliner watching TV, beer in one hand and Snowmobiles and You in another. He doesn’t get up to greet Levi, who decides, suddenly, to stash his Fleshbot Award in the coat closet until things thaw out a bit. (You do know what it looks like, right pets?)
Levi walks over to give his baby mama Bristol a hug, but Bristol, who is holding their son, refuses to hand Tripp over until Levi washes up because she (very smartly) surmises that she doesn’t know where his hands have been.
What’s that sound? Is it The Star Spangled Banner? Why yes, it is! It’s the house phone ringer! Who could it be, pets? Why, it’s… David Letterman on the line for the middle Palin daughter!