Mean Betty’s Good and Bad Celebrity Eggs
From Chelsea Handler to Jon Hamm – Mean Betty awards the good, the bad and the ugly.
Happy holidays darlings! It’s that special time of year when we celebrate lots of things, including flowers and chocolate and magical bunnies, so what better time than to give out Mean Betty’s celebrity good and bad egg awards? Chocolate bunnies to those celebs who manage to impress us somehow, despite their terrible handicap of being rich and famous … and rotten, left-unfound-for-months-under-the-couch, stinky eggs to the crème de la crème of celebs we love to hate. Don’t you just love springtime?
A chocolate bunny to … Chelsea Handler
First of all, she’s hilarious. Darlings, have you read her books? To. Die. For. But MOST of all she gets this award (even though she probably won’t eat a chocolate bunny, it being made neither of vodka or grapefruit) for saying a few things to Michelle “Bombshell” McGee that Mean Betty would love to say if Mean Betty weren’t such a lady. The two got into a little war of words in which Michelle suggested to Chelsea, “Use some of that Botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin. I’ve seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken.”
To which Chelsea replied, “First of all, look at my forehead, you dumb b***h, okay? It moves. You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead — and probably Jesse James‘ b***s. So shut your face.”