In Inevitable News …
Mean Betty has had quite enough Jesse James news for now – the saturation point has truly been reached, don’t you agree? Onward and upward, Sandra!
It must, Mean Betty is afraid, be noted that Michelle McGee is apparently scheduled to “referee” a “boxing match” between porn star Gina Lynn and none other than Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin‘s ex.
“Instead of getting between Sandra Bullock and her husband Jesse James, Bombshell McGee will get in between Hailey Glassman and Gina Lynn,” said Celebrity Boxing Federation promoter Damon Feldman tells the New York Post.
And so the great tradition of becoming famous for getting screwed continues. (Pardon Mean Betty’s French.)
Mariah Carey’s Birthday Extravaganza
In true diva style, Mariah and her entourage celebrated the butterfly princess’s 41st birthday for a WEEK at a five-star getaway on Puerto Rico. According to the Waldorf Astoria El Conquistador’s website, the resort is “the ultimate luxury” where guests can “escape to a cliff top oasis, where the azure colored Caribbean sea seamlessly merges with the rolling surf of the wide Atlantic.”
Maria and her pets — doggies J.J., Cha Cha and Dolomite, and husband Nick Cannon – were catered to by a complete staff and their own private butler. Mais oui! And what rarified, haute cuisine treat did our birthday girl demand whilst on the high seas, aboard a luxurious catamaran, according RadarOnline.com? Why Krispy Kreme donuts of course!
Guess that explains those “baby bump” rumors!
Hillary Clinton and Her Crush Go Matchy-Matchy!
This actually happened last week but kittens, really – details, details. Remember how our dear Secretary of State just gets along so swimmingly with David Miliband, the dashing (or gawky – depends on your point of view and how much you go for the beanpole type) British Foreign Secretary? So swimmingly, in fact, that she told a Vogue reporter a while ago that if said reporter were to meet David she would have a big crush on him (“I mean, he is so vibrant, vital, attractive, smart. He’s really a good guy. And he’s so young!” Purrr!) … well look now, kittens, they’re twinsies!
That’s all for now, darlings. Never a dull moment!