Mean Betty’s Winner and Losers of the Week
From the Lohans to Mel Gibson to Levi Johnston, Mean Betty gives her two cents on this week’s losers and winners in celebrity land.
LOSER: Lindsay Lohan.
First poor little LiLo is booed off the stage during her “hosting” duties at Singapore Rocks, then she’s practically laughed off the catwalk at Paris Fashion week during her debut as Ungaro’s “artistic advisor.” Mean Betty can’t imagine why … since when are nipple pasties NOT considered high fashion?
WINNER: Lindsay’s doting parents, who continue to ride the coattails of their daughter’s fame.
Dina Lohan, taking a hint from LiLo that talent and experience is no longer a job requirement for “designers,” Dina has announced the impending arrival of her very own shoe line called “Shoe-han!” According to Newsday, they’ll be sold through LoveMyShoes.com, “a designer ladies footwear retailer with stores in Long Island and Queens.” Now if that’s not classy, Mean Betty just doesn’t know what is.
The shoes will all cost under $100 for, as Dina so sagely says, being affordable “is really important in this economy … It’s tough for everybody – even us.” EVEN YOU, Dina? Mean Betty can’t imagine WHY the Lohan family might be suffering money issues.
Shoe-Han will be available by Mother’s Day … because isn’t that what every mother wants to commemorate her special bond with her children?
Meanwhile … Daddy Michael Lohan has renewed his taste for the spotlight with a fresh vigor. Not only is he about to sue Perez Hilton (a brilliant strategy to get mentioned even more than usual!), but he’s making a big public fuss about Lindsay’s alleged prescription pill addiction. Just like any worried father, Michael went straight to RadarOnline.com to share his deep concern for Lindsay:
“I’m going to get her off the prescription drugs that she’s on … You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t.”
Gee why not? With such fabulous parental guidance?