Boob of the Week
Naomi Campbell Wins Biggest Boob of the Week!
Talk about a no-brainer
Normally we have to wrestle with who should win our Biggest Boob award, but this week our nomination was served up on a silver platter!
The hellion known as Naomi Campbell – who was sentenced to 200 hours of community service in June for (extremely) disorderly conduct and spitting on a police officer during a BA flight – has sunk to a new low; yes folks it’s possible.
Our natural instincts do tell us to deflect blame when confronted with a screw up, yet we can usually churn out a fairly decent explanation in order to save our behinds.
So who (or what) has Campbell wrongfully fingered in the notorious Heathrow Airport row? The September 11 terrorist attacks. No joke!
This means that she takes zero responsibility for verbally abusing the cabin crew and captain after one of her carry-on bags went missing, and later hocking phlegm on a cop before laying in on him with her fists.
“I think after 9/11 you can’t say anything anymore on a plane,” the supermodel recently told the Evening Standard. “I’ve flown British Airways for years, since I was a child. The stewardesses will tell you that I would get on a plane, put on the blanket and go to sleep.”
She was quick to add – “I’ll never fly that airline again, but nothing’s really lost. I did get my luggage. I was reunited with my (Yves Saint Laurent), and everything was cool.”
Yeah not so much for the poor officer – and employees – who had to endure your fiery wrath, sweetie.
As if there would be ANY question after reading that rubbish, we happily bestow our Biggest Boob of the Week award to Ms. Naomi Campbell; may the good people at British Airways find solace in knowing you are never coming back!