Octomom’s Surgery-Free Slimdown
Octomom Nadya Suleman claims that she lost all her baby weight and got her old body back the old-fashioned way.
-Kathryn H. Cusimano
Nadya Suleman is back again! This time, the Octomom is posing in a bikini for Star magazine, showing off her very flat stomach. Something about her stomach (perhaps her suspiciously slit-like navel) reminds us of a plastic Barbie, but Octomom said her look is 100 percent natural.
“I would feel like I cheated,” she told Star of plastic surgery. “I wanted to prove to myself that I can do it on my own, naturally. My friends call me Rubber Band because I always snapped back so quickly after my other kids!”
Right. Does anyone remember how Kate Gosselin looked after her sextuplets (but before her tummy tuck)? Does Octomom really expect us to believe that after giving birth to six children and then eight more all at once, anyone’s body would snap back like that? Plus, where did all those stretch marks go?
We know you may now associate rubber bands with these disturbing images of Octomom, so here’s something to help you re-train your brain:
What do you think – is Octomom telling the truth? (Huffington Post)