Bringing Brazil Boldness to San Francisco
What happened in Brazil should be happening at home, too!
-Shoegirl, originally published at thesfscene.blogspot.com
We last left off with the intrepid Shoegirl making (out) her way through a Brazilian maze of bronzed, beautiful, perfect male bodies. If you missed the first part, you can read it here.
Coming back to San Francisco after being in the mecca of men was not easy. And it wasn’t just the bronzed bodies that we missed … it was the brazen attitudes, the alpha-male confidence, the apparent sexual desire and the courage to do whatever it took to approach a woman. I don’t think I have ever uttered “damn, boy!” so many times.
Now, I have spoken about alpha males before. Yes they do exist in San Francisco, but not only are they hard to come by, the few alluring ones are so focused on their own alpha-male activities (corporate ladders and iron-man titles) that we don’t see them out on the dance floor that often. In fact last time I went out on the SF dance floor, I felt like I had more balls than the entire male contingent.
Sadly, compared to Brazil, most of San Francisco’s male population is well, just wimpy.
Luckily, I have a solution. What American men need is what Brazilian men are naturally equipped with – and, no, I don’t just mean an impressive banana hammock. What I mean is unbelievable confidence.
Yup, that’s right, ladies, we need to do a little ego stroking. True, men do enjoy the hunt, but I think in this day and age they are so lost we need to give them a GPS, binoculars and even some ammo.
This means we must make the first move without making it look like we are making the first move. Tricky, yes – but better than being marooned on Planet Wimp! Let’s transform them! (Even if it means pushing a sock down their pants!) Trust me, the world will be a much better place.
From Wimp to Alpha – Make the Man Bold
Below are a few ideas, with a few different options (SF Bold or Brazil Bold). Choose the right method for the situation and man.
Touching: As humans, we are programmed to respond positively to touch. It makes us happy, hopeful and, yes, even horny.
San Francisco Bold: Graceful touches on the arm, the thigh or any other body part while in a conversation gives a man the signal he needs to take things a step further.
Brazil Bold: Go beyond a simple pat and stroke his thigh, and then pair that stroke with a smile or a wink.
Phone numbers: Give it first. What do you have to lose? Men forget to ask half the time. Next time you chat up a hottie, don’t leave without leaving him with a way to connect with you.
San Francisco Bold: Make sure you always have enough cards on hand to dole one out. Even the skinniest of clutches should have room for a couple.
Brazil Bold: Write your digits on his arm. Offer him a special incentive if he calls you the next day.
Leading the charge: Grab his hand. Seriously. Take his hand and lead him somewhere.
San Francisco Bold: Lead him to a quieter place to talk. And then talk.
Brazil Bold: Lead him to a quieter place. And then kiss him. Ask for his name afterward (if the kiss warrants it, that is).
Wear less clothing: Duh – no wonder Brazilian men approach women so fervently – Brazilian women don’t wear much. Like a deer caught in headlights, the man can’t look away. Unless you are in an office environment, if you’ve got it, flaunt it.
San Francisco Bold: Figure out what your best feature is (legs, breasts, waist, etc.) and then design your wardrobe to show this body part off every time you go out on the town. Your best feature will become emblazoned in the mind of men. They’ll dream about it, and they’ll discuss it with their friends.
Brazil Bold: Show off every body part. Let your breasts rub up against the chest of the man you are talking to. Bat your eyes frequently. Make excuses to bend over. Make the men crazy until they have to make a move or they’ll split their pants. As Marvio (a very alpha Brazilian) told me, “Women are ruled by their heart, men by the dicks. If you want to control a man, learn how to manipulate that thing in his pants.”
Now to put my money where my mouth is – off to enjoy the weekend and attempt to Brazilify my town.