Betty’s Hot List
What’s Scarier than Halloween?
10 things guaranteed to frighten you more than any vampire, witch, or beckoning pile of candy
1. Whatever is hiding in Amy Winehouse’s hair.
2. Tara Reid’s clothing line (beads and ripped tees? Hello Saved by the Bell!)
3. A world without Joaquin Phoenix movies.
3. Kidding! A world without Reese Witherspoon’s chin … now THAT would be scary.
5. Madonna’s arms.
6. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan reunited for the small screen.
7. Hammer-pants making a comeback (call them what you will, they are Hammer-pants).
8. Stars without Makeup Being chased around by photographers without our mascara.
9. The fact there’s now a cupcake “boutique” on every corner, luring us in …
10. The Real Housewives of Atlanta.