Should You Vajazzle Your Vajayjay?

Here's what real guys think about bedazzling "down there” with crystals.
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Here are some of the initial (hilarious) reactions from editors at BettyConfidential:

“God knows where those stones may end up – eeeeewww!”

“What if the guy ends up bedazzled too?!”

“First of all, it’s got to itch. Secondly, if a stone falls out and wrecks the design, do they have an emergency number you can call to get a patch, stat? And thirdly, isn’t there a chance you could wound your partner? Inquiring minds want to know!”

So of course, we also asked real guys how they’d react if they had a close encounter with a vajazzle:

“I’d give the owner of said vag a heartfelt compliment on her commitment to style in these tough economic times,” said J. from Atlanta. “Then I’d appraise the cut and color of the stones, and document the arrangement for posterity.”

“I’d tell her to go back to rehab,” offered A. from Eagle Rock, CA.

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Said P. from Los Angeles: “Just remember, there are no stupid questions when I ask, ‘Glued or pierced in place?’ I might add that if you do this to yourself, you have waaaaaaaay too much free time.”

“Say to her, ‘I’ll show you mine if you show me yours,’” quips H. from New York.

As J., a female BettyConfidential reader from Florida, says:

“The only words I can think of come from the great Dolly Parton, ‘I may have been born just poor white trashy, but Fancy was my name.’”

Fancy, indeed.

Tell Us: Would you vajazzle?

Carrie Seim, Betty’s L.A. Correspondent, is a writer and comedian keeping it real in L.A., New York and @ carrieseim.com.

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15 thoughts on “Should You Vajazzle Your Vajayjay?

  1. I don’t think Dolly Parton has recorded “Fancy” at any time. Bobbie Gentry sang it first, and Reba McEntire covered it in ’91.

    In addition, the lyric goes like this: “I might have been born just plain white trash
    But ‘Fancy’ was my name.” The song was about a woman whose mother helped her escape from a life of poverty by buying her a fancy dress so that she could use her body and wits to make a life for herself.

    While I’ll admit that “vajazzling” does sound trashy, it’s got nothing to do with “Fancy,” which celebrates the spirit of a woman who didn’t allow herself to remain “poor white trash.”

  2. Wow… just when I thought that the labia makeup was as low as the fashion and beauty industries could go to try to make women feel inadequate so we’d spend money….. every time I lower the bar, they find a way to slither under it.

  3. i might do it lol…if i had the money..probably just when im single though cuz i dont think a guy would like it…it sounds really pretty..but i can see how it would be super uncomfortable too…i was reading on thefrisky.com about just glitter down there like the kind you used on crafts when you were a little kid…or at least that’s what it looked like to me :)

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