Should You Vajazzle Your Vajayjay?

Here's what real guys think about bedazzling "down there” with crystals.
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Vajazzle

Here are some of the initial (hilarious) reactions from editors at BettyConfidential:

“God knows where those stones may end up – eeeeewww!”

“What if the guy ends up bedazzled too?!”

“First of all, it’s got to itch. Secondly, if a stone falls out and wrecks the design, do they have an emergency number you can call to get a patch, stat? And thirdly, isn’t there a chance you could wound your partner? Inquiring minds want to know!”

So of course, we also asked real guys how they’d react if they had a close encounter with a vajazzle:

“I’d give the owner of said vag a heartfelt compliment on her commitment to style in these tough economic times,” said J. from Atlanta. “Then I’d appraise the cut and color of the stones, and document the arrangement for posterity.”

“I’d tell her to go back to rehab,” offered A. from Eagle Rock, CA.

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Said P. from Los Angeles: “Just remember, there are no stupid questions when I ask, ‘Glued or pierced in place?’ I might add that if you do this to yourself, you have waaaaaaaay too much free time.”

“Say to her, ‘I’ll show you mine if you show me yours,’” quips H. from New York.

As J., a female BettyConfidential reader from Florida, says:

“The only words I can think of come from the great Dolly Parton, ‘I may have been born just poor white trashy, but Fancy was my name.’”

Fancy, indeed.

Tell Us: Would you vajazzle?

Carrie Seim, Betty’s L.A. Correspondent, is a writer and comedian keeping it real in L.A., New York and @ carrieseim.com.

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15 thoughts on “Should You Vajazzle Your Vajayjay?

  1. hope_xo says:

    This is very strange.

  2. livetogossip says:

    How ridiculous, and I bet it wouldn’t feel comfortable for either of you when you got down to business.

  3. mothermeryl says:

    Good grief!

  4. Fern says:

    When did cupcake sprinkles down there get sexy? It’s like a rash made out of crystals

  5. moonbaby1o1 says:

    Fancy wasn’t sung by Dolly Parton…it was Bobbie Gentry!!! Anyways I don’t know if I could put crystals on my hoo-hoo…waxing is enough for me.

  6. ladycygnet says:

    I don’t think Dolly Parton has recorded “Fancy” at any time. Bobbie Gentry sang it first, and Reba McEntire covered it in ’91.

    In addition, the lyric goes like this: “I might have been born just plain white trash
    But ‘Fancy’ was my name.” The song was about a woman whose mother helped her escape from a life of poverty by buying her a fancy dress so that she could use her body and wits to make a life for herself.

    While I’ll admit that “vajazzling” does sound trashy, it’s got nothing to do with “Fancy,” which celebrates the spirit of a woman who didn’t allow herself to remain “poor white trash.”

  7. marriagecoach1 says:

    Don’t do it ladies. Men like natural beauty. Also kill the piercings except in your ears. Looks slutty and white trashy. This is a guy’s opinion

  8. notsomedude says:

    Can you get high from going downtown off jewel glue…can I guy shave then do this…would it be ball-dazzling?

  9. Sgt Heart says:

    My Lord what will you Ladies come up with next! Im 63 and i know that things change over time,but jewels and glue. For my taste-oops-tidey workes for me.

  10. RedAJG says:

    Wow… just when I thought that the labia makeup was as low as the fashion and beauty industries could go to try to make women feel inadequate so we’d spend money….. every time I lower the bar, they find a way to slither under it.

  11. firecracker80 says:

    If I did this my husband would laugh at me.

  12. Marta says:

    Check products from Bijoux Indiscrets… they do nice body jewellery… so you can take Vajazzling home

    http://www.bijouxindiscrets.com/petits_bijoux_eng.html

  13. WikkidLilGrrrl says:

    i might do it lol…if i had the money..probably just when im single though cuz i dont think a guy would like it…it sounds really pretty..but i can see how it would be super uncomfortable too…i was reading on thefrisky.com about just glitter down there like the kind you used on crafts when you were a little kid…or at least that’s what it looked like to me :)

  14. FLGrl227 says:

    What a waste of time and money…Do girls actually think a guy is going to care weather or not there are crystals down there..please…

  15. Ivakna says:

    So…if my husband decorates his family jewels, would he disco balls?

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