Here are some of the initial (hilarious) reactions from editors at BettyConfidential:
“God knows where those stones may end up – eeeeewww!”
“What if the guy ends up bedazzled too?!”
“First of all, it’s got to itch. Secondly, if a stone falls out and wrecks the design, do they have an emergency number you can call to get a patch, stat? And thirdly, isn’t there a chance you could wound your partner? Inquiring minds want to know!”
So of course, we also asked real guys how they’d react if they had a close encounter with a vajazzle:
“I’d give the owner of said vag a heartfelt compliment on her commitment to style in these tough economic times,” said J. from Atlanta. “Then I’d appraise the cut and color of the stones, and document the arrangement for posterity.”
“I’d tell her to go back to rehab,” offered A. from Eagle Rock, CA.
Said P. from Los Angeles: “Just remember, there are no stupid questions when I ask, ‘Glued or pierced in place?’ I might add that if you do this to yourself, you have waaaaaaaay too much free time.”
“Say to her, ‘I’ll show you mine if you show me yours,’” quips H. from New York.
As J., a female BettyConfidential reader from Florida, says:
“The only words I can think of come from the great Dolly Parton, ‘I may have been born just poor white trashy, but Fancy was my name.’”
Tell Us: Would you vajazzle?
Carrie Seim, Betty’s L.A. Correspondent, is a writer and comedian keeping it real in L.A., New York and @ carrieseim.com.