Stars Can't Stop Talking About Vaginas!

Certain celebrities just can't resist delivering vajayjay monologues.

Stars Can’t Stop Talking About Vaginas!

Certain celebrities just can’t resist delivering vajayjay monologues.

-The Betty Editors

Khloe Kardashian

It used to be that celebrities just wanted a little privacy, but lately it seems they just want to talk about private parts. Namely, vaginas. In fact, in recent weeks, a rash — er, bad word choice? — of stars have gone public with over-the-top tales about matters below the belt.

Take E!’s TMI queen Khloe Kardashian. During a March 10 appearance on Lopez Tonight, the 25-year-old reality star revealed that big sis Kourtney, 30, gave her a bikini wax. The women had been lingerie shopping when Kourtney advised Khloe to fix her “situation” – and she wasn’t referring to that dude from Jersey Shore.

“I said, I’m in Miami and I don’t know anyone here,'” Khloe told host George Lopez. “We called, and nobody could take me.” So Kourtney, who used to wax her friends back in college, decided to help her kid sis clean up her act. The result? Not good. “She’s 30, college was, like, 10 years ago,” Khloe said. “Point is, she does not remember how to do it!… She burned me more than helped me!”

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One person who does know to handle any “situation” is Jennifer Love Hewitt. The 31-year-old Ghost Whisperer star admits that she enjoys a little gynecological glitter, or as it’s referred to in its scientific term, “vajazzling.” In January, she told George Lopez (what is it with this guy?), “after a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski crystalled my, um, precious lady… It shined like a disco ball.”

She even confessed that she was wearing hot pink just for George that evening, and added that her crystallized crotch never disappoints. “I haven’t had any complaints,” she teased. Apparently not — she devoted a whole chapter to the joys of vajazzling in her new relationship-advice book, The Day I Shot Cupid.

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While Jennifer saves her sparkles for special occasions, like vacations and Valentine’s Day, Lady Gaga was seeking more permanent downstairs décor, according to ‘80s pop star Boy George. The Culture Club singer reportedly told a British newspaper that Gaga, 23, asked him to ink her hoo-ha following one of her concerts. “There were a lot of people in the room, it was all a bit chaotic,” George, 48, told the paper. “She was very sweet. She asked me to sign her vagina.” Gentleman George politely declined and opted to sign her hat instead.

But if anyone has learned that sometimes lady parts should be off-limits in interviews, it’s Twilight star Robert Pattinson. In discussing his photo shoot with nude female models for the March issue of Details, the 23-year-old heartthrob told the magazine, “”I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina.” During an appearance on The View that same month, he attempted to clear the air with Barbara Walters (who also, incidentally, uttered the “v” word). “I learned two things from that interview,” he said. “Never try to make a joke during a print interview and never do interviews, ever.”

You heard him, Hollywood: Keep it zipped!

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