The Seven Worst Kid’s T-Shirts
T-shirts for babies and children worth getting your knickers in a twist over.
You know, one of the things about being a mom is that you really realize how easy it is to judge other people… until you walk in their shoes. Never throw stones, you start to learn, as you plop your toddler in front of the TV and open a bottle of chardonnay. However, when it comes to the following T-shirts – forget all that “nonjudgmental” crap. Judge the parents who dress their babies and children in these tees. Judge them harshly. Because seriously, people, this goes beyond “ironic” and “funny” and veers right over into “Using Your Baby as Poster Child for Your Sick and Classless Sense of Humor” territory.
Just in time for the holiday shopping season – seven of the most hideous T-shirts for babies and children around:
1. Start them young on a path to f*#kable-ness. Because we all want our daughters to grow up to be slutty. Starting now! (Teesed.com)
2. Speaking of future strippers… what exactly is going on here? Nipple tassles for your infant, anyone? (Twistedtwee.co.uk)
3. A prize pick for your tween girl from Jon Gosselin’s favorite designer, Ed Hardy. Love the caption: “Love kills slowly.” Totally appropriate! (Macys.com)