4. Is your little tyke a HUSTLA? Then by all means, tell the world! (Cutieandpatootie.com)
If you’re not quite sure what a “hustler” is (aside from being a hard-core porn empire of course), perhaps this delightful entry at UrbanDictionary.com can enlighten you:
Hustler: someone who knows how to get money from others. selling drugs, rolling dice, pimpin. your [sic] hustlin for that money.
1) yo $10 a gram fool.
2) rolled a seven again, now pay me.
3) yo get over to that street corner bitch and make me some money.
Yes! Just what we want our sons to say!
5. Or perhaps your little guy is less a hustler and more of a boob man? (Shirtsforsquirts.com)
Isn’t breast-feeding special?
6. Teach them right from the start basic decency and respect: (Kokopellismokeshop.com)
HA HA HA. Hilarious! Show ’em who’s boss, baby!