Because nothing says respect and admiration for the miracle of childbirth and a woman’s body than “Hole.” (Tshirthell.com)
Finally – though it’s not a sick and twisted sexual joke T-shirt (Boo!) – an honorable mention goes to…
“For the Haves and the Have Mores”
“Being a brat is fashionable with ARISTABRAT’S signature Haves and Have Mores bejeweled crest in gold on the front, and Austrian crystal-encrusted logo on the back.” (Aristabrat.com)
Doesn’t a jewel-encrusted logo sound nice and comfy for your bratty little baby’s sensitive skin?
Now if you’ll excuse Mama Betty, I’m going to go to a corner and quietly weep for the future.