Top 10 Celebrity Pickup Lines

The worst wooing moments in celebrity history.
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Top 10 Celebrity Pickup Lines

The worst wooing moments in celebrity history.

-Carrie Seim

celeb pickup lines

We’ve all suffered through our share of truly terrible pickup lines.

• “Was your father a baker? Because you have amazing buns.”
• “You must use Windex, because I can see myself in your pants.”
• “Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.”

And, the classiest of all:

• “I’m having a party. In my mouth. Wanna come?”

But how do celebrities handle the tricky pickup? Turns out they’re not immune to the lousy lines and kooky come-ons we’ve all been exposed to. Whether they’re dishing them out or artfully dodging them, stars have heard and spoken their share of shameless pickup lines.

Come a little closer and we’ll whisper you Betty’s Top 10 Worst Celeb Pickup Lines:

1. “This guy at a club once told me, ‘If you were a door, I would slam you all night long.’ I just laughed it off.” Gee – we can’t imagine why.
The Hills star Audrina Patridge, via


2. Audrina’s costar, Lauren Conrad, had a code blue pickup emergency of her own.

“I had a guy come up to me and ask for a Band-Aid and I said, ‘No, I don’t have a Band-Aid.’ Then he said, ‘You’re supposed to ask me why.’”  When she finally acquiesced, the guy responded, “Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.”

Unfortunately for the suitor in question, the line went right over LC’s pretty little head. “I didn’t understand it. I was like, ‘Did you really fall down?’” (Note to guys: never overestimate the intelligence of reality starlets.)
Lauren Conrad, via

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0 thoughts on “Top 10 Celebrity Pickup Lines

  1. FBNYC says:

    Ha! The Bruce Willis one is hilarious! I think I’d spit up my drink if someone were to ever ask me that!

  2. kisskiss says:

    Ew Robert Pattinson, really?

  3. swtchks00 says:

    hahaha this is amusing!

  4. rose07 says:

    I bet celebs can get away with any pick up line

  5. Shanece says:

    Robert Pattinson can say almost anything he wants to me hahahahaha

  6. Fern says:

    I think both Bruce Willis and Robert Pattinson would have gotten me in bed with those lines! (On separate nights…I think.)

  7. blondeelicious says:

    I like John Leguizamo’s the most and Tom Cruise’s the least! I mean Tom, what happened to courtship??

  8. buffyanne02 says:

    Love Robert Pattinson, but I think I might have thrown up in my mouth a little bit.

  9. Nikkz915 says:

    Hahaha I love John Leguizamo :) And Robert Pattinson could say anything to me hahaha.

  10. justanothergirl says:

    Worst pick up line? geez..

    - “hi.. i lost the keys to my apartment.. i guess you’ll be taking me home to yours then..”

    Cheeky man ei?

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