3. Bruce Willis says that in his swinging bachelor days, he used to work this pickup line smoothly into casual conversation:
“Hey … what are you doing for sex later?”
– Bruce Willis via Access Hollywood.
4. Lovely Reesie, meter maid? Not so much.
”A guy once told me he’d get me out of my parking tickets if I went on a date with him. I thought about it for two seconds, then went, ‘Nah.”’ Two whole seconds Reese, really?
– Reese Witherspoon, via Entertainment Weekly.
5. Turns out dreamboat Robert Pattinson used to have quite the naughty mouth when it came to luring in the ladies. In his pre-Twilight days, Robert apparently approached an L.A. lady and her private bits with the following zinger:
“If I could, I’d have a ___ on the inside of my elbow so I could lick it all day long.” Fun times with fill in the blanks!
According to an insider, the girl in question “just stared at him, blankly.”
– Robert Pattinson, via the New York Daily News.
6. R. Kelly creeping anywhere near the ladies gives us the willies, but this pickup line he dropped at a London club makes us truly ill.