Want to Know Where to Find the Men with the Biggest Penises?

Thanks to new findings from Condomania.com, we now have the inside scoop on where the country's best-endowed men are hiding.
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Want to Know Where to Find the Men with the Biggest Penises?

Thanks to new findings from Condomania.com, we now have the inside scoop on where the country’s best-endowed men are hiding.

-Kathryn H. Cusimano

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Each year, millions of dollars are poured into scientific research, right?  But what does it really, really do for us? We need research we can put to good use today. Thanks to the experts at Condomania.com, we now have data that could have some real impact, so to speak,  on our days and nights — a ranking of penis sizes across the country.

So who are the, ahem, big winners? New Orleans came in on top as the city whose men are the biggest.  Yes, it is the city where they say the good times roll.  While (Live free or die!) New Hampshire apparently has a greater concentration of large penises than any other state in the Union.  Who would have guessed it?  You can check out the full list at Condomania.com.

A few of their other key findings:

Second Highest Ranking City (just behind N.O.): Washington, D.C.
Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming  (Yes, even cowboys get the blues.)
Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of the Male Population is Under 5″ in Length, 50% are Between 5″ and 6″ in Length and 25% are Longer than 6″ in Length.  (We told you this was scientific research.)

 Of course, we were dying to see how our city and state measure up, but we wanted to know how exactly these rankings came to be, so we spoke to Adam Glickman, CEO of Condomania.com. As he explains it, Condomania has revolutionized condom-buying, allowing men to order custom-fit condoms on the Web – sort of like going to Tom Ford for a bespoke suit, but with a lot fewer measurements.

Read Sorry Guys, Size Does Matter

In truth, these “custom” condoms aren’t exactly made-to-order, but the folks at Condomania offer 76 condom sizes, along with a downloadable FitKit that allows guys to measure their member to the millimeter, then pick the condoms from their extensive selection that will fit best.  (Who else but BettyConfidential would tell you these things?)

According to Glickman, since they introduced the FitKit and custom-sized condoms about five years ago, Condomania has accumulated the measurements of roughly 25,000 men in the U.S. and 2,000 internationally, along with their mailing addresses. While they aren’t sharing specifics (sorry girls, no names!), Condomania is giving up a few of the down-and-dirty details.


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