Week in Review:
From Octomom to Brad’s Nannygate
My, my – what a week. Where to start?
Surely you all heard that the first wave of octuplet twins was released into the wild sent home with their mother. Noah and Isaiah, each weighing in at about 5 pounds, got their first taste of life with the paparazzi on Tuesday. We’re waiting with bated breath to see how things go. Hopefully Mean Betty doesn’t have to worry now that their self-appointed guardian angel Dr. Phil hovers over – at least as long as Octomom keeps up her ratings magic.
Brazilian Wax Ban?
Never fear, Mean Betty is not going to share any personal grooming details. Perish the thought. But you might like to know that the state of New Jersey (of all places) is considering a ban on baldness of a certain kind. Two women were recently hospitalized after catching nasty infections from said procedure; one of them was enterprising enough to file a lawsuit. (Mean Betty can just imagine the transcript of that court session.) Ergo, the NJ State Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling is “moving toward a ban on genital waxing.” Apparently there hasn’t been a ban before because of some anatomical confusion. Jeff Lamm, a spokesman for New Jersey’s Division of Consumer Affairs, helpfully points out: “The genital area is not part of the abdomen or legs as some might assume.” Well that certainly explains a lot. Better stock up on home kits, Jersey girls. Shore season approaches.
Brad and the Nanny
You must agree – quite the most amusing bit of gossip Mean Betty has heard in a long time: Angelina slaps Brad and fires the nanny! Sigh … if only it didn’t come from Star magazine, which “reports” that Mother Teresa Angelina Jolie walked in on Brad giving their attractive young nanny a backrub in the nursery whilst the twins slumbered innocently. It’s hard to picture exactly who the source was – perhaps the Jolie-Pitt twins have Star mag on their speed dial? Regardless, Mean Betty is sure Jennifer Aniston got the biggest snicker of us all out of this one.
Speaking of Illicit Affairs
Did Mean Betty hear correctly – all-American Leanne Rimes is having an affair? Surely you jest. That innocent little pug face? Well, that’s one way to get back into the spotlight.
Until next week, pets.