What Not to Get Mean Betty for the Holidays

It's that time of year again ... Mean Betty has some helpful hints as to gifts she would prefer not to unwrap.
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Bond No. 9

Ah yes, the lovely smell of diesel, metal, and grease.

From the company who brought us such tantalizing-sounding scents as “Brooklyn” and “Andy Warhol”, comes the latest NYC-inspired scent. According to the press release, this alluring little concoction will be available in November. Mean Betty can hardly wait.

(Quick note: other things Mean Betty does not want to smell like: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or Avril Lavigne.)

3. Tickets to See Pamela Anderson’s “Pantomime for Children”

Really kittens, whatever will those marvelous Brits think of next? Pamela Anderson, who, apparently, just can’t get enough of working with children, has signed on to play the genie in a Christmas pantomime production of Aladdin. For children.

Yes, yes Mean Betty understands that pantomimes are meant to be exaggerations … but darling isn’t Pammy just standing there enough of an exaggeration? Do we really want to subject impressionable young minds to the sight of her popping out of a bottle?

Pamela Anderson

Cheers darlings – happy shopping!

xo,

Mean Betty

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  1. amber_gurl says:

    That cardigan set is just nasty!

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