Today's Horoscope: Monday, January 19, 2009

Today's Horoscope: Monday, January 19, 2009

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Today’s Horoscope: Monday, January 19, 2009

Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Zac Efron loosens up his nice boy image with a Billy Joel parody. Humor is the key word today. When all else fails you need to pull out that sarcastic sense of humor rather than smarting from the jokes aimed at you. You may experience a burst of anger if someone gets in your way and blocks you from saying what you want. Try not to let the argument escalate or it may spiral out of control. Try: skipping lunch

Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Dr. Sanjay Gupta, CNN’s medical correspondent has been offered the US Surgeon General position. As both a showman and a medical doctor, Dr. Gupta will offer Americans an insight into how to best mix duty with pleasure. You will experience pleasant interactions today. Enjoy, and take your lead from Sanjay – try to mix the best of both worlds. Try: eating hummus

Pisces February 19 – March 20
Rihanna has agreed to cover up from shoulders to knees for her upcoming concert in Malaysia next month. You either have to take a strong stand or give in to the demands of others. Today you will learn a lot and everything that you learn will show you that the big picture depends more on your outlook than on the event. This is an opportunity to gain insight. Don’t block your blessing by taking the high road. Try: pigging out

Aries March 21 – April 19
Alex Baldwin describes the worst times of his addiction as the “Sixth Sense phase” (when you are dead but don’t know it). It’s a brand new day and your future begins now. The best way to describe your life now is ##x%%#. Realize that ball is in your court; although you are generally a truthful person today you will find yourself inventing untruths about yourself just to keep the fire dragons from breathing down your neck. Try: greening your ipod

Taurus April 20 – May 20
A 13-year-old California girl racked up 14,528 text messages in one month while her parents laughed. Take your clue from this child know that you will be glued to your computer from sunrise to sunset. All those pressing projects that you have been procrastinating on need to be finished ASAP. This means that you will have to buckle down and make those deadlines. Try: growing an avocado plant

Gemini May 21 – June 21
Gossip Girl Taylor Momsen can leap tall buildings in a single bound! No, she’s advertising for Nike in a new video where she leaps over the paparazzi. Nothing wrong with that. It’s a shame that you can’t leap over bothersome people and things. Today will bring a few unpleasant scenarios where you may find your bubbly nature overshadowed by gloom and despair. Cheer up, the moon will be waning soon so it’s a great time to contemplate what has passed. Try: thanking your co-workers

Cancer June 22- July 22
Today you may find yourself feeling as if everyone takes advantage of you. Don’t forget that in order for some one to take advantage of you, they would need your permission. Perhaps it’s time for you to say no. Try: forgiving yourself

Leo July 23 – August 22
The healthiest state in the nation is Vermont, according to the United Health Foundation, and the unhealthiest is Louisiana. Health issues aren’t something that you concern you. Possibly because you are able to spring back from even the slightest illness or ailment in record time. Your energy is at its peak today, however you may find yourself feeling a little bit stressed. Find an outlet this evening for that high stress. A social activity where you can let off a little of that steam would be perfect. Try: salsa dancing

Virgo August 23 -September 22
Amy Winehouse is in the Caribbean and it appears that instead of crack she’s now guzzling her fellow resort guests’ alcohol. Amy couldn’t be one your good friends – you despise carelessness and incoherence. Today you may encounter a person who makes Amy look tame and drug free. Try not bring your personal feelings into the encounter. Yes, everyone knows that you are super organized and so put together, but if you want to help you will have to curb your criticism and bring out a little enthusiasm. Try: to be last instead of first

Libra September 23- October 22
Madonna doesn’t just save her raunchy poses for the stage: she’s featured in Louis Vuitton’s latest collection with her legs splayed open. Your need for balance probably has you wondering why a woman of 50 would pretend that she still has the skin of a 25-year-old. She may be in shape but nothing stops your skin from aging. Your task for today is to settle a conflict that arises in your life without leaving a piece of yourself behind. Try: increasing your intake of vitamin C

Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Competition is in the air for you. Everyone’s a little worried about their job security nowadays; you will find your co-workers jockeying for top-dog position. Stay calm and continue doing your job – but ratchet up the output. It may be boring and you may hate the repetition but it is a job. The high point will come after work when you can party like a rock star. Try: sugar free yogurt

Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Two German lovers ages 6 and 5 tried to elope to Africa. Perhaps if they had spent some time negotiating with their parents they wouldn’t have had to run a way. This is you Sag, every experience is an opportunity for you to be pushed into a world of pure ides. Like these two children you will have to take small but real steps to initiate your dreams. Put aside all that you know and rediscover that childlike innocence again. Try: forgiving someone

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