3. A Girl’s Gotta Shop!
“So, OK. I don’t wanna be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, c’mon, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants, and take their greasy hair—ew—and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so!”
4. Party Time!
“Oh, no. You don’t understand, this is an Alaïa.”
“It’s, like, a totally important designer.”
Up next: Phys Ed, here we come!