Beyonce + Rooney Mara We See Your Undies! Worst Dressed at the Met Ball
When gorgeous celebs go wrong like Sarah Jessica Parker and Elizabeth Banks, it gets all over the red carpet! And with all those cameras, wouldn’t you think everyone would want to look fab at the Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala?
Oof! It can be just as painful creating a worst dressed list as it is to create a best dressed list for a red carpet event. Why? Because there are some celebs we totally heart, and normally they dress well, but when they stumble, it’s a crime against fashion! The “Schiaparelli And Prada: Impossible Conversations” Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art brought out the absolute best and the head-hanging shamefully worst.
Forthwith, we give you our burgeoning list of the worst dressed of the night!
Members of the “Look at the Hoo-Haa Club.”
Beyonce (yeah, we’re in shock too!) wore a see-through Givenchy number. Check the views… if she hadn’t worn a bodysuit… could she have been arrested?
I’m surprised that no one barred the entryway and tried to give her directions to Larry Flynt’s Hustler Strip Club instead. What the hell was she thinking?
Enough with trying to be avant-garde – please find something that has a slip! I’m tired of looking at REALLY visible panty lines… or should I say panties?
Good to know that Chloe believes in matching her bra with her panties.
And now…the rest of the worst dressed list of the night
Pan Am’s Christina Ricci may be wearing Thaikoon, but she still looks like she’s being eaten by a giant clam. Wait! Is this a stunt for MIB3?
The purple monstrosity that Diane Kruger is being swallowed up in has doubled as a pavilion on Game of Thrones for one of the kings.
Oh god, Kate Bosworth, please start eating. That Prada feathered dress you’re wearing is making you look like an under-fed chicken.
Looks like Elizabeth Banks forgot to leave Effie Trinket at home. Or back at the set where she belongs.
The silvery high-low dress on Gwyneth Paltrow looks as if it wasn’t altered to fit her frame. She’s another celeb who’s swimming in her clothing.
Anyone remember the movie Dick Tracy? Doesn’t Kristen Dunst look like one of the movie’s villains…oh, and this is me being polite by not saying she looks like a cartoon character.
Lana Del Rey
Lana Del Rey shows us what Little Red Riding Hood’s evening attire would look like if she had a date with the wolf.
Thank god, Kristen Stewart got the award for Best Dressed Woman of 2012 by Glamour UK before she wore this on the red carpet.
Wow, this is the first time I’ve ever seen a vampire with a tan… could it be a fake bake, M-K Olsen?
Sarah Jessica Parker
SJP may be wearing Valentino, but it looks more like Holly Hobbie.
Tell us: who do you think was the worst dressed of the night?
PJ Gach is Senior Editor: Style + Beauty at BettyConfidential.