Brace Yourselves: Snooki Is Having a Boy
Mom-to-be Snooki has just revealed that she’s expecting a boy. Ladies, lock up your daughters!
Well, it looks like we’re going to have to trade in the “Snooki Jr.” jokes for “Jionni Jr.” ones, because guess what? Snooki is having a boy. Mothers, lock up your daughters before this babyb can get to them.
It perhaps comes as no surprise that Snooki first revealed the news to gossip mag In Touch. In the current issue, she elaborates that she and fiancé Jionni LaValle are expecting their new mini-guido to arrive in September. Is Snooki disappointed? Kind of. “I thought it was going to be a girl,” she told In Touch. “I was hoping it would be, because all girls want girls.” I guess that means that SNooki will be trading in all the leopard-print things she’d planned for the baby for a whole lot of hair gel (seriously, how else does Pauly D get his hair to do that?). But, she continued, “It’s still my baby, no matter what. I’m excited either way!”
Earlier this week, Snooki surprised us all by displaying some shockingly good judgment when it came to Jersey Shore: Instead of living in the same ol’ party house as the rest of the cast, she’s relocating to a place of her own during the shooting of season 6. Furthermore, she’s now saying that she’s putting her crazy days behind her completely: “I’m not going to party hard anymore, even after the baby is born,” she said. “Being a mom changes you.” Here’s hoping this actually ends up being the case!
Want to know the funny thing? “Jionni Jr.” is actually one of the two names the parents-to-be are considering. For the curious the other is “Lorenzo.” I’m betting that the kid ends up named after Jionni, but maybe that’s just me.
Tell us: What would you name Snooki’s baby?
Lucia Peters is BettyConfidential’s associate editor.