Does this woman ever look bad? For the premiere of Pirates of The Caribbean: On Strange Tides, Penelope Cruz chose a lavender illusion Marchesa gown with tulle shoulders. Penelope carried a gold Swarovski clutch and wore subtle Chopard jewels.
Fan Bing Bing
Oh, how I love this dress! Fan Bing Bing wore an ombre pink Belle Epoque inspired gown by Atelier Versace at the premiere of The Artist.
Barefoot, really? Model Adriana Karembeu looks like an escapee from Disney World. This is what she wore for the premier of The Beaver.
Also badly dressed at The Beaver was Bar Refaeli. Where are her legs? This Roberto Cavalli is practically nun-like. Her jewels are Chopard, but still….Bar doesn’t look like a super model.
Mia Wasikowska chose a Valentino spring 2011 gown to wear to the premiere of The Tree of Life. A very dowdy Valentino gown. Looks like she’s auditioning for the role of a spinster in a period drama.
That’s a Chanel gown? What’s with the dust sweeper train? The beading gives Uma Thurman a pooch, but we like her VBH clutch. Maybe if people squinted at the Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides premiere, she looked good. Maybe.
Is this Chanel’s version of The Black Swan? Karolina Kurkova paired this ill-fitting dress with heavy looking Jimmy Choo ankle boots and was seen by a lot of people at the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
Actress Paz Vega decided on wearing this Azzaro beaded jumpsuit that made her look like a marionette to the Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides premiere. The rose accented Roger Vivier shoes adds to the bad visual.
Sarah Jessica Parker
Jessica Sarah Parker in a very full Elie Saab gown at the Wu Xia Premiere. Instead of playing “Where’s Waldo,” we can play, “Where’s SJP” she’s in the dress…somewhere
Brit Cheryl Cole might have thought she’d be uber sexy wearing this Stephane Rolland Couture gown to the Habemus Papam Premiere. However, the bulky belt is fighting with her boobs for attention.
Tell us: Who do you think was best and worst dressed at Cannes?
PJ Gach is Senior Editor: Style + Beauty at BettyConfidential.