Do Guys Prefer Women with Big Booties?
What’s the deal with men and women’s butts? Real guys do their best to explain.
“There is no better sight than a shapely butt that looks like an apple you want to take a bite out of tucked underneath a tight skirt or being hugged by a pair of jeans,” Bruce, a 36-year-old Massachusetts sports writer, says. “A little wiggle or shake turns my head every time.”
To answer the question: yes. Yes. YES! Men love big butts and cannot lie. The way other brothers can’t deny, that when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty waist and a round thing in their face, they get sprung. Fine, I just intentionally plagiarized a rapper named Sir Mix-A-Lot, but no one has ever said it better. (Bruce, don’t worry, you’re a close second.)
Big butts are where it’s at. Sure, men love boobs, but booties are the only body part we can feel free to glance at any time, any place, and not have to face the consequences of being looked at as a creep by the woman we’re sneaking a peek at.
“If butt guys were easy to spot, women would have eyes in the back of their heads,” says Mike, a 27-year-old New York City Police Officer. “That’s the only way they’d know. A boob guy, on the other hand, is usually front and center and is easy to spot.”
Glancing guilt-free is only the start when it comes to the perks of the good ol’ fashioned behind.
“The bigger, the better,” Ahmad, a 25-year-old co-manager of a Brooklyn supermarket, says. “My big hands need a big butt to grab on. Little butts are a turn-off. It’s like grabbing a tennis ball.”
Ross, a 24-year-old law student from Maine, doesn’t like to compare a woman’s anatomy to a sporting object. Rather, he uses Charles Darwin’s theory of ‘Survival of the Fittest’ when it comes to butts. “Women with smaller butts seem too weak or fragile,” he says. We know what happens to the weak and fragile in Darwin’s world, but in ours, they just won’t be approached by Ross at a bar.
So what do guys consider to be the perfect butt size?
“38-48 inches,” Malik, a 39-year-old Brooklyn salesman, says. “Big booties are the best. I love the weight.”
Chad, a 26-year-old New Yorker, must not have had his tape measure handy, but he knows his butt shape A, B, C’s, and his favorite are the “D’s.” “The key to a perfect ass is all about the profile,” the accountant/writer says. “You want the tush to come out from the seat, not the waist – almost like a lower case ‘d’, but not as ridiculous.”