Frances Bean: “Twitter Should Ban My Mother” (Mean Betty Agrees!)
Courtney Love blasted her Frances Bean and Dave Grohl with accusations of an affair. Is she jealous of her own daughter?
I think by now kittens, everyone can agree that Courtney Love is not what you’d call a role model. She’s made more headlines by misbehaving than for singing or acting. And as a parent, well kittens, what can you say about someone whose child who feels a restraining order against her mother is needed?
Courtney Love’s daughter,Frances Bean Cobain, 19, has only given five interviews in her entire life and has thus far managed to keep a pretty low profile, all things considered. Until now…
You see, Courtney somehow got it into her head that ex-Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl (currently of the Foo Fighters) was intent on seducing Frances Bean. Oh kittens, did it matter that Dave is a married man with two children? Or that Dave’s known Frances Bean since she was a tiny baby? Or that Frances Bean is engaged to Isaiah Silva, singer for the Rambles? Did it matter to Courtney that her supposed sources were “drivers” and other random sources?
Nope. Courtney heard the rumor and then took to Twitter on Wednesday. Crazy 140 character accusations were slung, one after another, on Courtney’s locked Twitter account. She kept tweeting to a German IT guy by the name of Dave Grohl, who, kittens, hasn’t been on Twitter since 2008, instead of musician Dave Grohl, according to Gawker.
Kittens this must be what happens when you have two cups of crazy in the morning instead of coffee. At one point, Courtney claimed that Grohl was obsessed with her late husband, Kurt Cobain.
Here’s a sampling of her tweets.
Meanie wonders if Courtney’s possibly the one obsessed – with Grohl, getting attention, or the thought of her daughter as her sexual rival. (Ewww!)
Neither Grohl (um, the musician kittens, not the IT guy in Germany who ditched Twitter in 2008), nor Frances Bean reacted in kind. Grohl, rather politely, via his publicist stated to Eonline, “Unfortunately Courtney is on another hateful Twitter rant…These new accusations are upsetting, offensive and absolutely untrue.”
Shortly thereafter, Frances Bean released a statement to a publication she once interned, Rolling Stone: “While I’m generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn. I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way. I’m in a monogamous relationship and very happy. Twitter should ban my mother.”
What’s sad is that a 19-year-old appears to be wiser and more mature than her mother.
After the news of this weirdness exploded all over the ‘net, Courtney took to Twitter very quietly this past Saturday to, you truly won’t believe this kittens, apologize! People reported that Courtney tweeted, “Bean, sorry I believed the gossip…Mommy loves you.”
Oh kittens, words fail. Meanie sympathisizes with Frances Bean and applauds her grace under fire. Truly, Courtney could end up in the wacked out mom hall of fame. You know the one that’s for all the mommies in Toddlers and Tiaras, Kate Gosselin and Joan Crawford.