Gwyneth Paltrow: Topless In Fishnets for ‘Vanity Fair’
The magazine’s special calendar features Gwynie in nearly nothing but her Louis Vuitton jewelry.
Looks like the guest teacher on FOX’s Glee, Gwyneth Paltrow, is taking a few hints from the new movie Bad Teacher and channeling her inner naughtiness. Gwyneth poses mostly nude for the calendar supplement in Vanity Fair’s Emma Stone / August issue, which hit newsstands today.
In case you’re wondering how the mom of two’s in such photo-perfect shape, The Telegraph reports the 39-year-old’s dietary routine from last year when she was preparing for Iron Man 2: Goopy’s breakfast menu contained “Think Thin” bars or a “Clean Shake” to prepare for a 90-minute butt-kicking workout with kale juice (a kind of “grassy lemonade”) as a reward. For afternoon and dinner delights, Gwyneth snacked on almonds and sipped organic fermented tea before diving into Anderson’s turkey kale soup, which is “super-low calorie.”
But now that Gwyneth’s in great shape after that routine, she can relax. “Oh, I had to work hard to get it like this, but now I’m here it’s so great because I don’t have to think about it. I can just enjoy life. What a relief that is,” she told Vogue last month. “I can eat what I want as long as I exercise, which is just as well, because if I put the word ‘diet’ into my brain, I immediately gain a stone.”
A “stone”, for us American plebeians, is the Brit way of saying “14 pounds” — something we’re pretty sure Gwyneth is in no danger of gaining, ever.
Kenneth Thapoung is a regular contributor to BettyConfidential.