Gwyneth Paltrow’s 8 Goofiest GOOP Moments for Her 40th Birthday
In honor of Gwyneth Paltrow’s 40th birthday, here are our favorite ridiculous GOOP moments. Happy birthday, Gwynnie!
Gwyneth Paltrow is what we like to call Hollywood royalty: Born to famous parents (in this case, director Bruce Paltrow and actress Blythe Danner), she followed in their footsteps and carved out a terrific career for herself with accolades, Oscar wins, and a rock star family (literally). Ain’t that the dream?
And hey, guess what? It’s Gwyneth’s 40th birthday today! In honor of the occasion, we’re going to take a look at one of her most entertaining ventures to date: GOOP. We love you, Gwynnie, but we’re sorry; GOOP is just ridiculous. That said, though, we always enjoy the laughs we get delivered right to our inboxes courtesy of your charmingly out-of-touch “lifestyle” newsletter.
And so we present to you, with love and affection, Gwyneth’s 8 goofiest GOOP moments. Happy birthday, Gwynnie! May you have 40 more years of GOOPy ridiculousness yet to come!
1. The $90 Plain White T-Shirt
Our beloved Mean Betty has already covered this one in depth, but just to rehash: When Gwynnie launched her GOOP store over the summer, she kicked it off with a plain white t-shirt—which sells for a whopping $90. There’s also a $200 pair of jeans to go with it. We can kind of understand the price tag on the jeans—but really? $90 for a plain white t-shirt? Just what the heck kind of person is the GOOP “lifestyle” meant for?
Oh, right. THAT kind of person. In one of her more self-aware moments, Gwyneth once referred to GOOP as “spoiled-white-rich-girl-dot-com.” Way to hit the nail right on the head.
Up next: Gwyneth’s summer playlist, a GOOP app, and more!