Halloween Costume Inspiration: The Many Varieties of Snooki

Can't figure out what to be for Halloween? We can help! How about being Snooki? How about being one of TEN possible Snookis? Costume inspiration!
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6) Pickle Snooki

Pickle Snooki

This is perhaps the most meta of all the Snooki costume inspirations. Personally, I think she looks more like a pickle FAIRY than an actual pickle, but maybe that’s just me. In any event, should you choose to dress up as Pickle Snooki, you will be dressed up for Halloween like Snooki, who is in turn dressed up for Halloween. You will not be the pickle; you will be Snooki being the pickle. So many layers of meaning!

7) Post-Pouf Snooki

Post-Pouf Snooki

Do you remember that sad day that Snooki decided to retire the pouf? I know I do. Sniff. Our little Snooki is growing up.

8) Public Speaking Snooki

Rutgers Snooki

This past April, Snooki was paid $32,000 to speak at Rutgers University about what it’s like being a celebrity. Her “study hard, but party harder” message did not go down well with the students and alumni. This is interesting: The administration hired her and the students protested her. Shouldn’t it be the other way around? What’s that saying about the state of academia today? The key to this costume is really the microphone, but the questionable headband is important, too.

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9) Pizza Shop Snooki

Pizza Snooki

What? You don’t make YOUR pizza with a megaphone?

10) Wookiee Snooki

Wookie Snooki

Admittedly she might be more Ewok-like than Wookiee-esque, but I mean, come on. WOOKIEE SNOOKI. IT RHYMES. Anyway, for this one, you’ll need short shorts, a brown shirt, a neck brace, and boots made out of a woolly mammoth. Hey, they make Wampa shoes; woolly mammoth boots should therefore be easy to find too, right?

BONUS SNOOKI: Zombie Snookie

Zombie Snooki

I can’t take credit for this idea, but props to the many people who have already done this one. Better idea: An ARMY of Zombie Snookis. The Walking Snooki. Make it happen, people!

Lucia Peters is BettyConfidential’s associate editor. She probably won’t dress up as Snooki for Halloween, but she hopes anyone who does sends her pictures.

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