5. Dear Ryan Gosling
This one isn’t technically an entire Tumblr devoted to one of the many delightful sides of Ryan Gosling, but it did initially appear on a Tumblr, and besides, it’s genius, so naturally it had to be included. It begins as follows:
“I think we need to talk.
“You have to stop. Just stop. It’s getting to be too much. See, I’m just a girl who sits in a cubicle all day. I have to live in a real world. Not the kind of “real world” with MTV cameras and token drama queens. I live in the kind of “real world” where I have to deal with men who can’t afford to buy me coffee and who can’t emotionally commit. The longer you continue to be so Ryan Gosling, the harder it’s going to be for me to want to live in that world.”
And then it goes on to detail the ways in which he can stop being so very Ryan Gosling, among them stopping being so attractive, stopping loving women so much, and stopping being adorable with children. Because really. It’s just too much.
6. Is Ryan Gosling Cuter Than A Puppy?
7. ExBoyfriend Ryan Gosling
Need help getting over your ex? ExBoyfriend Ryan Gosling is here to help. He’ll never do those terrible things your ex-boyfriend did. Like break up with you on a vacation to Hawaii right before a six-hour flight. Or have you cook him dinner, have sex with you, and then break up with you while still in bed. Just hold me, ExBoyfriend Ryan Gosling.
8. Elf Yeah Ryan Gosling
Okay, so strictly speaking, this one doesn’t exist yet, but I really, really think it should. There are various Tumbrls with names like “Eff Yeah Ryan Gosling”—but every time I read that phrase, for some reason, I always read it as “Elf Yeah Ryan Gosling.” So I thought: Why not have a Tumblr devoted to Photoshopping elf ears onto images of Ryan Gosling? Here’s one to get you started. If Elf Yeah Ryan Gosling becomes a thing, remember: You saw it here first.
Lucia Peters is BettyConfidential’s associate editor. She also enjoys badly Photoshopping elf ears onto things in her spare time.