PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Monday, December 22, 2008
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
It’s wonderful to hear Selena Gomez vow to remain pure until marriage. Of course, she is 16 and has her entire life ahead. Intimacy is a gift and shouldn’t be given away lightly. However, sometimes we forget that our other half needs reassurances that the relationship will survive and the only way to show that is to put your best foot forward. Tonight, make a promise that you will spend quality time communicating with your loved ones. Try: sleeping eight hours.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
In the news a Minnesota man confronted teens on his property and decided to squirt them with fox urine. Sounds gross to most of us but I bet it appeals to your hidden nature – surprise. Never one for the spontaneous wild side of living, you are as unpredictable as you are contradictory. You’d prefer to live a nice quiet life, with a partner, perhaps children somewhere where neighbors are scarce. Your privacy is all you have and you will go to extreme measures to maintain that illusion. Try: making of a list of items you’d take on a deserted island.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
You home is your sanctuary. It’s laid back, cozy and filled with treasures that speak to your heart. The excitement you feel when you turn the key in the lock is nothing less than fireworks. Today you will have to spend time ensuring that all is well on the home front. If you owe IRS or any other agency make a special effort to negotiate a payment schedule before you lose what you treasure most. You definitely don’t want be in a position like Fantasia who will lose her home due to unpaid taxes. All it takes is a phone call to straighten out your life. Try: learning two new words in another language.
Aries March 21 – April 19
You surround yourself with personal mementos to help you achieve what it is you want in life. For instance, when you look at a model of a luxury car you see yourself driving that car. With such a vivid imagination, and the power to get those things you crave, you have lost focus on what’s important. Take a moment to chill by catching a movie. Head over to your local theater and check out the movie Slumdog Millionaire, about an orphaned Mumbia teenager who becomes a contestant on “Who wants to Be a Millionaire.” Try: becoming your dream.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
From a Wall Street pioneer to the latest Ponzi schemer, Bernard L. Madoff just confessed to a $50 billion dollar. Madoff if nothing else was patient, reliable and surrounded by beautiful possessions (tangible and intangible). Your life mirrors Madoff’s – instead of feeding off of other people you develop meaningful relationships that eventually turn into lifetime friendships. Your love for beautiful things spills over in all aspects of your life. Try: singing Mary Had a Little Lamb.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
In a private ceremony, Tommy Hilfiger tied the knot after dating Dee Oceleppo for three years. The happy couple chose to cancel the first wedding until they were able to work out the arrangements for their respective children. Like Tommy, people admire you because you are engaging. Never one for monotony or even routine you do things your way. This has brought you great joy and will continue to bring even more. Take a moment to think about your life plan. Try: a game of solitaire.
Cancer June 22- July 22
Axl Rose may very well be an anthropophobic (afraid of people) but this would never happen to you because of your need to be around others. In fact today you will be surrounded by friends who want to reminisce on your friendship. With the way you have been feeling lately you could use the boost to your ego. You are loved deeply and strongly which is evidenced by the number of entries in your cell phone. Try: switching fragrances today.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Does it stun you that Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich tried to sell Obama’s Senate seat? We are who we are primarily because of how we grew up and how we choose to merge our childhood with adulthood. Some of us were rewarded for our good deeds; others were praised for their bad deeds. Each one of these actions became our truth about our standing in the world. It’s important that you stop feeding off of your past and learn to reward yourself with praise. Try: giving yourself a self massage.
Virgo August 23 -September 22
You have the ability to laugh at yourself even with all your quirkiness. Right now you are probably wondering what’s next on the agenda. That’s an easy answer: Pull a Paris Hilton (think: Fairy Dust ) and pursue another passion. Whether it be the arts or cooking or even teaching, passions should be pursued. What you will find is that doing something you love isn’t work at all when it’s pleasurable. Try: counting the stars.
Libra September 23 – October 22
Answer this question — What’s better: To pursue a relationship with someone because you feel that it’s the next course of action or to pursue a relationship because you can’t handle being alone? When you wake today ask yourself if you would prefer to be Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie or Paul Anka and his wife Anna. Today is the day when you will face some hard truths about yourself and your choice of partners. Try: cooking slow food.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
You will have to force yourself to stop blazing ahead and focus on doing some diligent research. If your plans are to own a computer empire and you are currently working in the hot dog business then I would suggest that you take a lead from Kanye West and up the ante. He’s heading for London, to intern with a fashion house. Not only will he be better equipped to understand how something works but I’m certain that he, like you will benefit from the experience. Try: find out what happened to the Ohio Players.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
The big three automobile bailout are a go. The auto business has been run with casual enthusiasm, believing that what worked yesterday would no doubt work today, even when faced with competition. Changing is hard, in fact its one of the hardest things to accomplish but you have the ability to change. Just keep repeating to yourself that change is inevitable. If you refuse you very well may find yourself riding economy class. Try: locating a flea market in your area.