PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Monday, January 12, 2009
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
The last thing Kate Hudson did just for herself was to take her girlfriends to the Bahamas. Wow! That’s sweet and expensive. Maybe you can’t afford to take your pals on vacation but you can still show your appreciation for those around you. Everyone has a talent or even a great idea to share. Today take it to the next level; stop procrastinating and making excuses for what you will do when you find the time. Get off the pot and start moving. Try: giving up one fruit group today.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Tonight you can expect company to head your way. You can either invite them on in and show them what a slob you have become the past weekend or you can make plans to meet them out and about. The choice of course is always yours. Allowing someone to see you as less than perfect may just be the catalyst that you need. Being human is wonderful;celebrating your humanness is rewarding. Try: repeating a mantra today.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
Mariah Carey’s most precious piece is the engagement ring that hubby Nick Cannon purchased for her. What a crock of baloney. No one in her right mind would say anything different. That’s the problem Pisces, everyone around is fudging the truth and it bothers you because you just want to keep the world honest. But lets face it, you aren’t the sincerity police and until George Orwell’s book 1984 comes true, the thought police are a long way from coming into existence. Today, instead of finding fault with the world, try looking up and finding cause to celebrate. Try: drinking seltzer water instead of soda.
Aries March 21 – April 19
Beware of friends who read over your shoulder. The Twitter accounts of a number of celebrities have been hacked. Nothing can be more frightening than to be publicly embarrassed or what someone else may know about that secret you have been keeping. Today I would suggest that you not post anything that you wouldn’t want the world to know. The Internet, while typically safe has proven time and time again that it is subject to the whims of child-like hackers who want nothing more from life than to prove to their peers that they are smart enough to commit a crime that they can’t even talk about. Try: changing your hairstyle.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Docs Sean and Christian are returning to Nip/Tuck following an extended hiatus. Yippee!! This should be the sign that you were waiting on to signal that your life is returning to normal. With the numerous demands that you have been under, the mountain has finally moved and allowed the sky to be seen. Thank your lucky stars, things will continue on this score for days to come so enjoy it because what goes up eventually will come tumbling down. For now just understand that you will finally get to sleep through the night. Try: leaving bread crumbs out.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
John Travolta’s son died of a seizure. What do you say to someone whose child suddenly dies? It’s probably crass to mention that children die everyday therefore no one child should dominate the presses. Then again every child should be special to someone on this earth and truly Jett will be missed by those who knew him personally. This brings us back to what should be said during bad times. Today, speak from the heart and leave the Hallmark sentiments on the shelf where they belong. Nothing but the truth will suffice. Try: buying yourself flowers.
Cancer June 22- July 22
The bad news, binge drinkers are in danger – they are at a higher risk for STDs. The good news is perhaps this will prompt you to cut down on your drinking. Bad habits no matter the habit or the number of times you indulge are still nothing more than bad habits. This year you promised yourself that life would be different, that things would change, that you would change. But what has changed if you are still taking chances with your life? Put the glass down and start focusing on changing everything within your power. Try: cutting out all spices.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Tom Cruise, a former dyslexic, claims that he learned to read perfectly as an adult through Scientology. Faith can be a powerful tool. In fact, all religions speak of how faith can change your world. Head to any bookstore and you will find endless books telling you that if you only believed you could be beautiful in seven days or less, lose weight, find a man … etc., etc., etc. The truth is reality is whatever you believe it is. Good or bad – you may need to rely on faith to get you through the day. If it feels like magic it just may be faith at work. Try: eating a bitter tamarind.
Virgo August 23 -September 22
Don’t you just hate those “who wore it best ads” cropping up on the Internet? It’s like comparing apples to oranges. Some things really shouldn’t matter when it comes down to the success of your day. What does matter is you and where you stand in this world. Things may feel unbalanced lately between work and home, however the scales of justice are about to weigh in. Try: learning a new word.
Libra September 23- October 22
Femi Kuti is back after a seven-year hiatus. OK! You probably don’t even know who Femi is, but knowing you and your fingers you are already searching online to find out who he is. That’s you in a nutshell Libra, always searching to expand your knowledge base when it comes to trivia. Provided no one needed you that day, you would probably be able to secure a spot on Jeopardy using your wealth of knowledge. The point is you need to focus on your hiatus from YOU. Spend the day searching for that person in hiding. And please stop giving in to everyone’s needs but your own. Try: brushing your hair 100 strokes.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Pale vegetables pack a healthy punch (celeriac, onions, parsnips, white beans). But I bet you already knew that. Healthy choices have been on your mind lately. If you aren’t thinking of exercising, you are thinking of your diet. It’s all good. You need more than any other zodiac sign to focus on being all you can be. Like pale vegetable you both pack a surprisingly punch. Looks really are deceiving. Try: method acting.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
This past weekend you spoke at length about what your plans for the upcoming week would include. Here it is Monday and those conversations are already fading from your mind. That’s the problem; you talk a good game but your walk heads in a different direction once you need to act. What’s is it going to be Sag, are you all talk or are you ready to build that empire you so desperately deserve? Try: watering your plants.