Horoscope for Friday, January 16, 2009

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Today’s Horoscope: Friday, January 16, 2009

Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Sarah Jessica Parker is leaving Matthew Broderick? If that’s true, then this is the month to begin that journey. Jupiter in Aquarius turns us all into champions for the underdog, who, in this case, is SJP. Love is hard and love may be blind, but one thing love is not is stupid. Today, you may need to reconsider some of your stances on love in light of the actual experiences. It’s one thing to pretend that everything is OK, but when you aren’t getting what you need, it is time to thank the universe for showing you the light. Try: playing a computer game

Aquarius January 20 – February 18
For $25 million, you can purchase Shaquille O’Neal’s home on Star Island. He bought the home for $18.4 million less than four years ago. In today’s recession, Shaq may as well just list the house at the price he paid for it, because the chances that someone will buy it now are slim. Which brings up an interesting idea: You tend to view some things as a problem, but if you look at it another way, you will discover that it’s a challenge. It’s true that if you envision what you want to become, or even what you wish to receive, chances are those things will come to pass. Try: drinking eight glasses of water today (added b/c we want to clarify that we don’t mean all at once, which could be dangerous.)

Pisces February 19 – March 20
Barack and Michelle have vowed that they won’t give up their date night once he’s ensconced in the White House. Good luck. Running a country is hard, and it will be doubly hard on the president-elect because he has to clean up eight years of W’s Republican rule. Somebody posted the following on rant on Craigslist recently about a broken relationship, and why all the men in her life seem to leave her and then turn around and do exactly what it was she wished for while they were together. One of the comments that was posted fit perfectly and actually may make you think. Are you the grow-up girl that men turn to, or are you the grown-up girl? Try: holistic health products

Aries March 21 – April 19
Donna Karan has teamed up with Russell James to display his exhibit “Nomad Two Worlds” in her West Village studio. How do they do it, you wonder? Well, they assemble great teams, and then they turn them lose to run those great ideas across the public’s eye. Some of them work and some don’t, but the key is to have teams in place to handle all contingencies. Leading a team will appeal to your nature because you love nothing better than bossing others around. Try: watching football

Taurus April 20 – May 20
Home for Jolie-Pitt will soon be at an 880-acre chateau in Correns, France. Whatever you think about the two of them – and unless you know them personally, your opinion probably doesn’t count for much – they are truly a family. Human encounters are what happens when two people walking in opposite directions get a brief chance to meet. It’s true that love is fleeting and we should all grab it where and when we can. How many couples do you know who are going through the motions just for appearances’ sake? I’m certain you even know couples who have had children to fill out their human resume. If you can find love, hold on to it. Try: eating more vegetables

Gemini May 21 – June 21
Ellen DeGeneres, 50, will be the new CoverGirl model. There was a time when women over the age of 25 were considered too old to be models, much less out in the public eye. But then again, June Cleaver was once the norm for mothers across America. Change is a beautiful thing. Without it, things become stagnant and with it, things can still be stagnant, but at least there is hope. What is about change that you dislike? Is the fact that you didn’t make the change, or is it because you are inflexible? That’s the question that you will be faced with today. Try: not using the microwave

Cancer June 22 – July 22
Way to go, Michelle Aguilar, for losing 110 pounds. What galls dear Cancer is that people are constantly changing their minds, and you need stability. Yet human nature dictates that what we thought we wanted was not really what we wanted. Which is why you have to give Michelle kudos: Sticking with a regimen is hard, and if you don’t believe that, then think about how hard it was for you to lose five pounds. Now imagine losing that 140-pound bag of criticisms on your shoulders. Wouldn’t you feel lighter? Try: eating pizza with no cheese

Leo July 23 – August 22
Remember when Nicole was Paris Hilton’s BFF? It was terrible to watch her throw away her life boozing, drugging, fighting, yelling and basically not caring. Now she has a baby, and she’s been quoted as saying that having a baby really changes her focus. Nothing has to do with her anymore.[[not a quote if we put it into third-person, so I removed the quotation marks]] It’s such an inspirational message, because everyone has a button inside that can turn their life around. For Nicole, it was a baby; for Paris, it was jail. The hardest part was trying to find the button. Try: ice-skating

Virgo August 23 – September 22
Do you ever wish you had a double? Well, a woman named Adessa Eskeridge was selected from a flight that Jamie Lynn Spears was on to pose as her double. Instead of fans pushing and shoving Jamie Lynn, Adessa got a firsthand taste of celebrityism, and now she’s suing LAX police. Today, you will have to sort out what helps you and what doesn’t. Allow your intuition to come alive today, and make choices that won’t backfire on you later. Try: sending a handwritten letter

Libra September 23 – October 22
Spike Lee is saying he’s not rich-rich, yet he has a loving wife, two kids, a house on the UES, another one on Martha’s Vineyard and all the perks that come with stardom. You may not be rich by the standards of all the gazillonaires out here, but if someone were to ask, you would say you are. Riches can be more than just monetary; in fact, riches should include anything that you would cry over should you lose it. That includes you, your family and all the possessions that you have. Today, repeat the following mantra until you find it coming naturally off your tongue: “I am rich in all the aspects of my life.” Try: yoga

Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Lonnie Rashid Lynn, you know him as Common, has had a pretty good career, going from rapper to actor. Check him out in his upcoming role as an assassin in Wanted. I bet you didn’t know that he was a Scorpio, did you? Yep, he’s just like you, a multitasker who considers himself a sexual being. Nothing wrong with that. In fact, sex is something that you need to think more about. Today, you may want to start planning for a night in the very near future when you can get your groove on. Try: playing chess

Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
It doesn’t take much to figure out what the worst movies of 2008 were, and a NY Vulture poll, comprised of 57 film critics’ opinions, voted Seven Pounds as the worst film of 2008. No surprise there. Will Smith may be a hunk, and we all know he could make us laugh as the buffoon on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, but frankly his script writers are horrible. The man is a comedian, not a character actor, which goes to prove the point that circles and squares are two different things. If you know you have one great talent and you find yourself altering that talent to be more versatile, then you can expect to be voted the worst person of 2009. Try: going to the library

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