Hot Links: Lindsay Lohan’s Pre-Jail Bikini Cover!
Plus, The Hoff gets roasted and Spencer Pratt plays matchmaker.
Before being introduced to a pair of handcuffs Lindsay Lohan offered Maxim readers some sage words of advice: “At the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and be content with the choices you’ve made, and will make, in your life.” Coming from her, there’s like 10 things wrong with that sentence! (Just Jared)
Is anyone actually shocked that Laurence Fishburne doesn’t want his daughter appearing in a porno? (Socialite Life)
David Hasselhoff’s nasty cheeseburger video was center stage during the Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff. His Reaction? “I’m still laughing” … guess it’s better than crying. (PopEater)
If your little bro’s birthday is coming up, then check out this crazy video game! (Complex.com)
Everyone’s favorite famewhore Spencer Pratt is keeping his name in the headlines by playing matchmaker for Snooki. (RadarOnline)
First the botched weave, now the scary faces?? Britney Spears is starting to freak us out! (ICYDK)
Carolyn French is an assistant editor at BettyConfidential.