How’d You Like to Buy Ashton Kutcher’s Alleged Morning-After Sweater?
Lucky you! Brittany Jones put it up for sale on eBay!
Merry Christmas, Demi Moore! In a bold, classy move, Ashton Kutcher’s alleged mistress has put what she claims is his post-coitus sweater up for sale on eBay! Mean Betty is most impressed: It takes a lot these days for a mistress to distinguish herself, what with the likes of Michelle McGee, Ashley Dupreeand poor, addicted-to-love Rachel Uchitel roaming the cyber streets and vying for our attention. But Brittany Jones, Mean Betty has to hand it to you, this really sets you apart from the classless crowd!
Brittany posted the sweater with a $500 starting bid over the weekend, and as of this writing, the price is up to $910. A bargain!
How much do you want to bet one of those bidders is Ashton?
But don’t worry, you have four more days to put yourself in the running! Wouldn’t this just make a lovely holiday gift? It looks like such a nice, cozy sweater, too!
For those of you just tuning in to the big Ashton Kutcher cheating scandal, Brittany is the alleged other woman to Demi’s scorned wife. She told Star magazine, “He’s a great lover … Very considerate and sweet. And it was very special to me. I felt totally comfortable in his arms. It was tender and nice – not some random sex act.”
Of course, Kutcher has vigorously denied cheating, and is apparently livid that Vivid entertainment is using his name in trying to hawk a sex tape featuring Brittany and some random ex-boyfriend. It appears the sex tape is on hold for now … hence the sweater!
Brittany, for her part, must have changed her mind about how “tender” and “sweet” the night was. She writes on her eBay listing: “This sweater was given to me after spending the night with Ashton. I no longer have any attachment to this sweater and I am hoping someone else will enjoy it.”
Well bless her little heart. And only $10 for shipping!
Isn’t this truly the most wonderful, magical time of the year?