If Celebs Had Dating Profiles
We imagine what three sexy Hollywood actors’ profiles would say.
Could you imagine if Hollywood hunks like George Clooney had dating profiles? What would he have to say about himself? And, would women still be as likely to throw themselves at him if he was your average Joe on match.com?
We here at BettyConfidential were intrigued by this, so we wanted to do a fun little experiment. We took it upon ourselves to write up dating profiles for three of the hottest men in Hollywood. We stripped them of their famous names and faces and just presented the facts, using past interviews and real quotes as our research. After reading their profiles, we want to know, would you consider dating these guys?
Let’s find out!
Dating Profile #1:
Appearance: Caucasian with brown hair, green eyes, athletic build
Hometown: Los Angeles, CA
Education: High School degree
Smoker? Gave it up
About Me: I’m an only child who grew up in Los Angeles. My family has always been into performing – my mother was a ballerina and my father was a clown. I love to play the drums but I don’t really like to party. As I’ve said, “Partying has never interested me. My dad was a drug addict. There’s something about watching your dad go through heroin withdrawal when you’re 11. It’s not interesting anymore.” I’ve had my own run-ins with the law over the past couple years, but, I’m a changed man now and I’ve been staying on track by focusing on work. I’ve recently picked up a love for the stock market and have been trading stocks like crazy. I like to say that, “I’m an ordinary man with extra ordinary determination.”
What I’m Looking For: “I like the dark, mysterious, maybe even gothic type girls. They have to have a good personality, too. I’m very picky.” I also like to mix pleasure with business, since “I’ve been in love with every woman I’ve ever worked with.” If that’s not what you’re into, then fine, but if it does sound like you, definitely get in touch with me. Maybe we’ll go to the shooting range, because, “Believe it or not, it’s a good date.” Oh, but if we plan to go out on a date, just know that you’ll have to drive – my license is currently suspended.
Want to know who “Steve” really is?