If You’re Not Paris Hilton, Your Life Sucks
The hotel heiress takes to her Twitter account to show why she’s better than you.
What, you don’t bop around the world in a huge private jet to go shopping and party with friends? Then you must not be Paris Hilton. Because Paris is rich and famous, and she does what she wants, when she wants. “Bitches.”
The hotel heiress has been documenting every step of her oh-so-glamorous life on her Twitter account, obviously not feeling any remorse for her recession-free lifestyle. In the past few weeks, she’s been to Las Vegas, South Africa for the World Cup, Johannesburg, and Paris (yes, the city) – and she’s not done yet. Joining her onboard a massive private jet is her sister, Nicky Hilton, and a handful of gal pals from LA.
Let’s take a look at what it’s like to be Paris Hilton, shall we? …