Is Britney Spears’ Bodyguard Mean Betty’s Idiot of the Week?
Who will it be… 40-Year-Old-Virgin’s Shelley Malil, Britney Spears’ bodyguard or Tiger Woods’ mistress Devon James?
Pour Mean Betty a martini because it’s the weekend kittens! Mean Betty would mainline her Grey Goose if she could after all the dismay these wacky celebs have caused her over the past few days. This installation of Idiot of the Week pays homage the C-listers, pets. You know what Mean Betty means—those people who make headlines only because of other people who are actually famous.
So grab yourself the shaker and some olives, darlings. Mean Betty has a feeling you won’t want to be sober for these idiots.
First runner up…